Husband=I saw my wife kissing another guy
Friend=If it makes you feel any better, he is probably banging her right now

A not so smart guy meets his echo

Hello (hello)
Who goes there (who goes there)
Stop reapting what I'm saying (stop reapiting what im saying)
I'm stupid (your stupid)

*~*The Men you find are mostly s***, So carry a castration kit!*~*

::*::*::Im not single so dont try to mingle::*::*::

By:PaPiZpRiNcEsS

This is a shotgun so there is no point of aiming

If cows can laugh, would milk come out of there nose?

Try pulling the door if the door says pull

If you ever drop your keys in lava, man, let them go, there is no way your getting it back

"Guys are like toilets. All the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap."

You called me a jerk...
a jerk is a tug
a tug is a boat
a boat floats on water
water is nature
nature is beautiful
thanks for the compliment!!!