Every one makes mistakes, thats why they put ereasers on pencils.
"simpsons"

WANT TO SEE
MY GLOW
IN THE DARK
POSTER ABOVE
MY BED???

Try pulling the door if the door says pull

If you ever drop your keys in lava, man, let them go, there is no way your getting it back

"Guys are like toilets. All the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap."

You called me a jerk...
a jerk is a tug
a tug is a boat
a boat floats on water
water is nature
nature is beautiful
thanks for the compliment!!!

Woman=If you hear closely, you might hear hims say "I'm not gay, I'm not gay"
(Voice out of nowhere)=I'm not gay, I'm not gay

A not so smart guy meets his echo

Hello (hello)
Who goes there (who goes there)
Stop reapting what I'm saying (stop reapiting what im saying)
I'm stupid (your stupid)

Husband=I saw my wife kissing another guy
Friend=If it makes you feel any better, he is probably banging her right now

Boy=I'm going to leave as a boy and come back as a man
Girl=Your lucky, I'm going to leave as a girl and come back as a man