"I love you has 8 letters in it.. that's funny, because so does BULL SH*T"

Boys are like donuts sweet on the lips but straight to the hips

Guys are like lava lamps....
They're fun to look at when their hott!

Got 3 on my mind,
Could I be wasting my time?
But damn they all fine!
I wish all could be mine.

Childeren in the dark cause accidents...Accidents in the dark cause childeren..hehe!

**Not mine but I wanted everyone to see it, it's so funny**

I ran up the door,
and closed the stairs.
Said my pajamas
and put on my prayers.
I turned off the bed and
hopped into the light.
All because you
kissed me goodnight.

"i havent lived to long, nor have i seen to much, but when i look into your eyes it feels as though ive seen everything that is worth seeing"

Never call your mum a b***h, think of that tiny hole she had to squeeze you out of!

How to tell if some one is dumb
1) Waits for the stop sign turn green
2) Throws a rock to the floor and miss
3) Gets hit by a park car
4) Tyrs to burn fire
5) Reads all of this

Girl) My head hurts
Bf) Its probably because your thinking to much