Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • The undescribable lust
    that i have for you
    is doing things to me
    you must
    have some sort of clue
    about how i feel about you
    what are you doing to me
    i never felt this way about someone
    before

    by Jada
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  • "Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart."

    (sorry im lost)

    by toughluck
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  • "You're ugly but you intrigue me."

    by toughluck
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  • "I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

    (am i drunk)

    by toughluck
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  • "Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back? "

    by toughluck
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  • Roses are red
    viloets are blue
    and i dont know
    whatelse to put

    by Alma
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  • Love is like peeing your pants.... everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth!!!!!!!!!!

    by Hether
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  • You Don't Understand,
    To Be With You, I Tried
    . . . . . . .
    I Wish I Could Hate You,
    But I'd Feel Wrong Inside

    by Marissa Cabot
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  • A peach is a peach
    A plum is a plum
    A kiss isn't a kiss
    Without some tongue
    So open your mouth,
    Close your eyes
    And give your tongue
    Some exercise!!

    by Isys
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    by Flying With Broken Wings
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