Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Childeren in the dark cause accidents...Accidents in the dark cause childeren..hehe!

    by Shelby
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  • **Not mine but I wanted everyone to see it, it's so funny**

    I ran up the door,
    and closed the stairs.
    Said my pajamas
    and put on my prayers.
    I turned off the bed and
    hopped into the light.
    All because you
    kissed me goodnight.

    by Abzy
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  • "i havent lived to long, nor have i seen to much, but when i look into your eyes it feels as though ive seen everything that is worth seeing"

    by Rachael
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  • Never call your mum a b***h, think of that tiny hole she had to squeeze you out of!

    by Emily Eaton
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  • How to tell if some one is dumb
    1) Waits for the stop sign turn green
    2) Throws a rock to the floor and miss
    3) Gets hit by a park car
    4) Tyrs to burn fire
    5) Reads all of this

    by 2die4
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  • Girl) My head hurts
    Bf) Its probably because your thinking to much

    by 2die4
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  • He likes it when Jay does it.
    -Cody

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor
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  • You just mad cuz you aint gangsta!

    by Astoria
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  • IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD MY BOOBS ARE PLASTIC IT SO FANTASTIC

    ***I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING BUT HEY ITS HELLA FUNNY***

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat
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  • "Your pregnant?! It aint mine!" haha

    by. All dead beat dads

    by RayRay
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