I'm always the victim !!

If your in Paris and a HUGE mob is after you, make sure you practice safe sex.

Boys:
Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
Fall for this, and you'll pay the price.

"Life was so easy when boys had cooties."

God made mud,
God made dirt,
God made guys,
So girls can flirt.
I hate mud,
I hate dirt,
I hate guys,
but I still flirt.

Remember my name you'll be screaming it later!!

'If we put all men on the moon it would get overcrowded and they wouldn't be able to fend for themselves cos they're stupid, so they'd all die!'

(c) Sarah

DoN\'T F.U.C.K wiTh ME, I F.U.C.K BACK

Women are like drugs, you should stay off them but ther just feel too damn good

"I am who I am and nothing more"