"i havent lived to long, nor have i seen to much, but when i look into your eyes it feels as though ive seen everything that is worth seeing"

Never call your mum a b***h, think of that tiny hole she had to squeeze you out of!

How to tell if some one is dumb
1) Waits for the stop sign turn green
2) Throws a rock to the floor and miss
3) Gets hit by a park car
4) Tyrs to burn fire
5) Reads all of this

Girl) My head hurts
Bf) Its probably because your thinking to much

He likes it when Jay does it.
-Cody

You just mad cuz you aint gangsta!

IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD MY BOOBS ARE PLASTIC IT SO FANTASTIC

***I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING BUT HEY ITS HELLA FUNNY***

"Your pregnant?! It aint mine!" haha

by. All dead beat dads

Am i with him because i love him, or am i with him so i can laugh in your face and say mines better??

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H im, herself, her money,his money,chocolate, THE WORLD