Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Dont hate the player, dont hate the game, hate the way we do our thang!!!
    -not mine but my friend kayla says it and i thought it was funny

    by Kristi Hurt
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  • I know I have a fish in my dish
    But isn't interesting how the fish in the sea taste???

    by Nissreen
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  • It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

    by Lexi Bejanee
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  • My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

    by LETS GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATIN FASTER&hearts
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  • Realtionships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along!
    -Hitch

    by Jesslyn
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  • Put me on da counter in the kitchen
    Now baby pour my body wit some ice cream
    Lik me frm head 2 toe
    Bending me over
    69\'ll be da nxt thing
    I wanna taste ur body all nite long
    Frm sun up to sun down I wanna make you moan

    by chelsea
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  • Wrap your whacker before you attack her!!!!

    Off of "Hogan Knows Best"!

    by Brittany
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  • You and I are great friends, you cry I cry, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge.....I'm gonna miss you dumb ass"

    LOL ......

    by Dark Kitten
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  • Do u believe in love at first sight.................or shall i walk past again?

    by **baby_girl**
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  • Men who don't cheat.....ALIENS

    by Nissreen
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