Wait till he's asleep then cut it off

*richard*
his pantz 30.99
his shirt 20.00
his boxerz 3.99
wakin up to see it all on the floor priceless!

lolz i love ya richard

You are the cheese to my cracker.. without you, I'd be nothing.

Oh look! Just 2,852,677 days till i start caring what you think!

It takes two to tango but what if you can't dance??

WheN LIfE GeTz HaRd BriNg OuT ThE LeMonS n ThE tEqUila!!!!!

Ey babe, i wanna sloooowwly pull out your golf club.. and hit me a hole in one..
;)

His SeanJhon Shirt-$30.00
His Sexy Jeans-$60.00
His Shoes-$100.00
Watchin Him takin it off-$$priceless$$

Don’t be scared if some fat guy in a red suit
comes at night and throws you in a bag. I
told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I was making a list. I was checking it twice.
In the middle of this, I got tears in my eyes.
For in my foolish heart, there was only one
simple truth. The only gift I wanted was you