It takes two to tango but what if you can't dance??

WheN LIfE GeTz HaRd BriNg OuT ThE LeMonS n ThE tEqUila!!!!!

Ey babe, i wanna sloooowwly pull out your golf club.. and hit me a hole in one..
;)

His SeanJhon Shirt-$30.00
His Sexy Jeans-$60.00
His Shoes-$100.00
Watchin Him takin it off-$$priceless$$

Don’t be scared if some fat guy in a red suit
comes at night and throws you in a bag. I
told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I was making a list. I was checking it twice.
In the middle of this, I got tears in my eyes.
For in my foolish heart, there was only one
simple truth. The only gift I wanted was you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so's your head!

Sexy Handsome Sweet n Hot
that describes everything you're not!

Guys like to get laid and gurls like to get paid

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstral cramps... All our problems are caused by men... (No offense to men)