You can fall from the sky
you can fall from the tree
but the best way too fall
is in love wit me

1 in 4 ppl are CrAzZy so take 3 FrIeNdS n if der FiNe den its u!

~on a fridge magnet~

Girls like me live like queens.. but h0e$ like you live on their knees

Girls work on our LOOKS instead of our MiNd. Because we K N O W guys are StUpId not BLIND.

"Tina! Com get your dinner you fat lard! Gosh!" -Nepolean off of Nepolean Dinomite..

Lifes a garden. dig it.

There are three sides to an arguement;
your side, my side, and the right side.

Roses are nasty, violets are gay...and they remind me of you everyday!

Pucker Your Lips And Close Your Eyes,
And Get Ready For A Big Surprise!

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"