Don’t be scared if some fat guy in a red suit
comes at night and throws you in a bag. I
told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I was making a list. I was checking it twice.
In the middle of this, I got tears in my eyes.
For in my foolish heart, there was only one
simple truth. The only gift I wanted was you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so's your head!

Sexy Handsome Sweet n Hot
that describes everything you're not!

Guys like to get laid and gurls like to get paid

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstral cramps... All our problems are caused by men... (No offense to men)

Break my heart and it's seven years of bad luck but rub me each day and I'm good luck!!!!
(just made that up one day)

~yousa playa whos about to be played,i guess it must suck gettin played at ur own game!~

...~* You without me?...Baby let's be real, That's like a fat kid missing his meal!*~...

IvE sEeN mAnY bOyS BuT U gOtA b *it*
U GoT Me DRaWin HeArTs ArOuNd Ur NamE n sH*t
Da WaY u TaLk Da Way U sMeLL
I NeVeR tHoUgHt I WuLd Be TriPpEn..BuT DaM*.. *I FeLL*