Remember when you was younger the boys said you had cooties but now you can't even walk past them without them grabin your bootie.

I might be dating you...but i like your friend!

There was a man called dave who dug a whøre outta her grave she woz mouldy as shït an missin a tït but fink of the money he saved!

For the world you are nothing
For me you don't even exist....

To ask for some space
is exactly like saying "Leave me the hell alone.."

PLEASE COMMENT ON MY POEMS... IVE ADDED ALOT AND ID REALLY LIKE SOMEONES AND EVEN EVERYONES OPION ON THEM.... PLEASE COMMENT!
~*~Ashley

Why don't you go and put a condom on your head cuz if you're gonna act like a d i c k you might as well get dressed up.

My boyfriend and i broke up. he wanted to get married and i didnt want him to.

Remember my name? Remember my face? cuz dere aint no1 else who can take my place!

Zippy and bungle went to the jungle to have sum marvelous fun but zippy got silly zipped out his willy and stuck it up bungles bum !