Break my heart and it's seven years of bad luck but rub me each day and I'm good luck!!!!
(just made that up one day)

~yousa playa whos about to be played,i guess it must suck gettin played at ur own game!~

...~* You without me?...Baby let's be real, That's like a fat kid missing his meal!*~...

IvE sEeN mAnY bOyS BuT U gOtA b *it*
U GoT Me DRaWin HeArTs ArOuNd Ur NamE n sH*t
Da WaY u TaLk Da Way U sMeLL
I NeVeR tHoUgHt I WuLd Be TriPpEn..BuT DaM*.. *I FeLL*

Forrest Gump... Aaron Hooper restated...
"Life is like a good box of choclates."

Dad just called ms.pacman a s|ut for eating all those balls!

Keisha- these are meant to be FUNNY quotes...yours are all good, but you're posting them in the wrong catagory and they're depressin me. go post in love/romance cat. xxx

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

i didnt make this up, got it out of an email but it thought it was funny

"it takes a friend 2 compliment you
but it takes a real friend to tell you te truth"