Guys are dumb. Lets poke them with sporks!!

I saw this on an icon and thought it was funny.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

"Behind every gifted woman, there's often a rather talented cat."

-Someone from a forum's signiture

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks

~*Boys don't do what us girls do...they do what we tell them to do*~

Im not just all that and a bag of chips,
Im all that and the whole party mix!!!

HA HA HA, just thought i'd post it here. It's not mine i just thought it was funny...

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

Have yall ever had a boyfriend and you fell in love with him but then yall broke up and he told you he was gay.........I HAVE

im serious my ex told me this

The roses were red and the violets were blue we were in love...until we scewed! hahaha

To gether we will stay! Because you are my booger!