Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

i didnt make this up, got it out of an email but it thought it was funny

"it takes a friend 2 compliment you
but it takes a real friend to tell you te truth"

Q: If you drop a guy and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
ground first?

A: Who cares?????..

Chill me, thrill me, fullfill me, then leave me the hell alone!

Men are living proof that women CAN take a joke!

We could be a cute couple...if only you were cute!!!!

I my be fat but your ugly and i can always lose weight but you can never change your face.

my sister told me this one i thought id share it.

Don't kiss at the corner
Don't kiss at the gate
Cuz love may be blind
But the neighbors aint!

~*~RaTe My PoEmS + lEaVe CoMmEnTs ~*~

I dont come with [dice] so dont *play me*
Im not a [[toy]] so dont **brake me**
Dont try to put me on a shelf and try to play
wit me lata cuz by that time i probley found
someone (new) and your the one thats ::missin out::
on the all the ((fun))