Forrest Gump... Aaron Hooper restated...
"Life is like a good box of choclates."

Dad just called ms.pacman a s|ut for eating all those balls!

Keisha- these are meant to be FUNNY quotes...yours are all good, but you're posting them in the wrong catagory and they're depressin me. go post in love/romance cat. xxx

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

i didnt make this up, got it out of an email but it thought it was funny

"it takes a friend 2 compliment you
but it takes a real friend to tell you te truth"

Q: If you drop a guy and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
ground first?

A: Who cares?????..

Chill me, thrill me, fullfill me, then leave me the hell alone!

Men are living proof that women CAN take a joke!

We could be a cute couple...if only you were cute!!!!