Cry him a river then build a bridge and get over it!

A wise monkey once said, "Never monkey around with another monkey's monkey."

Nice shoes wannna &^%$.

There are 4 types of animals a woman wants in their home.
a LION in the bed
a MINK in the closet
a MUSTANG in the garage
and a JACKASS to pay 4 it all

All marrige is....is finding someone that you can ANNOY for the rest of your life...

---->NOT MINE

*two girls walk in*
Chineese man that works there: You want chineese to go?
Girls: mmhm
CHinees man: OK i'm chineese, you take me

I Love Your Face I Love Your Eyes..Damn I'm Good At Telling Lies

I am having my PERIOD therefore i can leagly KILL you!

~on a fridge magnet~

Love is like a mountain
Hard to climb...
But once you get to the top
The view is beautiful

~~MaYbE iM dA oNe FoR yOu BuT u SuRe As HeLl AiNt Da OnE fOr Me~~