Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • The larger the mass of an object the greater theforce of attraction, and trust me you are very attractive!

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  • Don't let a guy break your heart, make sure he's pussy wipped from the start!
    xxxxx ha ha my favourite saying xxxxx

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  • Dont hate me because Im beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

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  • It's better to lose a lover.......Then love a loser.

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  • If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this sholder or this one...
    (wrap arm around) ***a boy did this to me is was so sweet

    by lauren
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  • Did you know the distance between this and this(refering to sholder length) is the distance between this and this(other persons sholders, wrap arm around after touching other sholder)....;)

    by lauren
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  • I love you deeply with all of my soul, without you Im nothing, a butterless roll.

    (MR.DEEDS)

    by Ariel
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  • Homewrecker
    I know what you're doin'
    You think you're gonna ruin what I got, But you're not
    Yeah you little go getter
    I'll teach you a lesson

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  • "If life gives you an honest man, don't believe it"

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  • Its only a gambling problem when your losing

    by Jo
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