I LOVE SOME1 VERY SPEICAL......HE IS BLACK AND WHITE.....CAN U GUESS WHAT HE IS...............I LOVE THE PENGIUN KING HEHE

A kiss blown
is a kiss wasted
a kiss aint a kiss
unless its tasted
but kissing spreads germs
and germs are hated
so kiss me baby
im vaccinated!

I dropped a tear into the ocean...i don’t think ill ever see it again?

"Football players sweat and stink
B U T . . . . . .
Waterpolo players sweat and smell good..."

I love white waterpolo players!!!

DONt hatE me cOz im bLAzin..
hATe me cOz ur mAn was
*d a z i n*

KuTte EnUf 2 TeasE
SexXi EnUf 2 pLeZz
So BoiZ Tell Ur PaNtS
tO sToP pOiNtIn PlezZ*

ThA g&S CoMManDmEnTz
1* SpOiL oUr aZz
2* PlEaZze uS
3* PzZ.. Nxt bOi
ShyTt we Left out LuvIn..
oHh waiT thEreZ nO tyM foR thaA

WhO u thINk ur foOlin?
--Set yA gAme straIght..
Coz if u thInk ur gNA play Me
..bElieVe me *u aInt*

Person 1: do you want a raise?

person 2: yes

person 1: sit on my lap again and i will give you a 6 inch raise

If you are Pregnant by a b*stord will yu son be one to?

lol im bired in careers class and this just poped in my head