Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I my be fat but your ugly and i can always lose weight but you can never change your face.

    my sister told me this one i thought id share it.

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  • Don't kiss at the corner
    Don't kiss at the gate
    Cuz love may be blind
    But the neighbors aint!

    ~*~RaTe My PoEmS + lEaVe CoMmEnTs ~*~

    by Sammi
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  • I dont come with [dice] so dont *play me*
    Im not a [[toy]] so dont **brake me**
    Dont try to put me on a shelf and try to play
    wit me lata cuz by that time i probley found
    someone (new) and your the one thats ::missin out::
    on the all the ((fun))

    by Angie
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  • Everyone thats loves me say I LOVE YOU........your silence is highly reassuring

    by Mandi
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  • I use you as much as I use your credit card...ALL THE TIME!!!

    by Kendra
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  • You are like a ripped condom, broke and can't get the job done!

    by Kendra
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  • U think ur bad u think ur cool u think u own me but then again i own u u play me behind my back but guess what thats ok bc i played u too mother f*#@!*

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  • Beauty is on the inside,
    but some may doubt.
    If it's true, well
    I'd prefer you inside out!

    by Nobia
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  • My love, you take my breath away
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?!?

    by Nobia
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  • I love you more than video games, just not enough to sell them.

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