I'm only with my boyfriend because i want his friend.

I've been hurt before in the most sensitive parts
yeah, boys have balls, but girls have hearts

STUPID HURTS

If at first you don't succeed.... lower your standards.

--not mine--

Alcohol isn't the answer, but it can make you forget the question.

--not mine--

I love you,
I love you not.
I think your sexy,
And I think you're hot.
So do me now,
And do me good.
Make it last,
And make it feel good.
And in the end....
You're only a friend.
It was just a fling,
Because I found a better thing!

Its not my falt i fell 4 him...hes the one that triped me!!!!!!!!!!

U can't turn a ho into a house wife

"want to get laid? crawl up a chickens ass and wait!"

You know why I like to date really tall guys? Because they have to bend to kiss me!