I really do hope that one day, he will give up on asking me out, can't he see that I'm too good for him???

Some Guys are like lava lamps...
Pretty to look at, but not too bright!!

Relationships are like jobs, dont put in your two week notice till you find another.

I don't see no forest! there are to many trees in the way!!

"Rudolph, we found out why your nose is so red."
"Is it pixie dust or happy elves?"
"No its a tumor. A very severe one"
"A magical -"
"You're going to DIE."

In a world full of cheerios; i dare to be a fruit loop

When somebody you love hurts you.
CRY A RIVER,
BUILD A BRIDGE
AND GET OVER IT.

Men Are Like A deck of cards....
a heart to love them with
a diamond to marry tbem with
a club to beat them with
and a spade to bury them with

Roses are red
Violets are blue
AIDs are spreating
So watch who u screw.

He broke your heart shattered it like glass when he comes back say honey kiss my ass