Beauty is on the inside,
but some may doubt.
If it's true, well
I'd prefer you inside out!

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?!?

I love you more than video games, just not enough to sell them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!

"Boyfriends are like pant-pocket corners....They last till they start ripping, then you just throw them away and get yourself a new pair!!"

I wAnT u 2 No dAt OuR fRiEnDsHiP mEaNs AlOt 2 Me...U cRy, I cRy...U LaUf, i LaUf...U jUmP oUt Of Da WiNdOw...I lOoK dOwN...i LaUf AgAiN!!

(im not dat cruel in reality lolz)

.::it is important 2 find a man hoo has alot of money, a man hoo adores u, a man hoo is gr8 in bed... it is also important that these 3 men neva meet...lol::.

(4 a text msg)

.::Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?::.

.::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao

.::In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry::.