Everyone thats loves me say I LOVE YOU........your silence is highly reassuring

"Boyfriends are like pant-pocket corners....They last till they start ripping, then you just throw them away and get yourself a new pair!!"

I wAnT u 2 No dAt OuR fRiEnDsHiP mEaNs AlOt 2 Me...U cRy, I cRy...U LaUf, i LaUf...U jUmP oUt Of Da WiNdOw...I lOoK dOwN...i LaUf AgAiN!!

(im not dat cruel in reality lolz)

The next statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Ur a nerd...my mom always told me u are what u eat!! lol

Splish splash i was taking a bath all on a saturday night.....rubber ducky was a scrubbing in my tubby all on a saturday night

.::My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast::.

.::In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry::.

.::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao

(4 a text msg)

.::Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?::.