God created men first because u always need a rough draft before a masterpice. |
God put me on this world for a reason and that is to help you with your problems!! |
I called ur boifriend gay he hit me with his purse |
What's a girl to do? All the nice guys are UGLY...all the hott guys are MEAN...and all the *nice* AND *hott* guys are GAY! |
FUN IS ONE THING THAT LOVE CAN BRIGN UNDERSTAND THAT LOVE IS TRUE. |
The only thing a girl should chase... is a shot!! |
I know there's other fish in the sea, But I lost my pole when the last one got away from me |
A stranger is just a friend you havent met yet |
I wish upon a star and all i got was you...........But damn you look just so damn good! |
Were u sayin hi to me or my breast? |