Beauty is on the inside,
but some may doubt.
If it's true, well
I'd prefer you inside out!

.::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao

.::In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry::.

Boys!!!
you cant live with them but you cant live without them

cuz if u do none youll end up goin the wrong way just like ma friend emily!!!!

na im just kiddin ma
you know i luv you wit all ma heart

Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never lose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

"A man is a king; a king is a ruler; a ruler is 12 inches long; still think you’re a man???"

not mine but its funny

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me..........with his purse............

The next statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Ur a nerd...my mom always told me u are what u eat!! lol

Splish splash i was taking a bath all on a saturday night.....rubber ducky was a scrubbing in my tubby all on a saturday night