I am not the girl ur mommy warned u about her imagination is not that good.

God made water
God made wine
God made u so ******Fine

Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!

Men are blessed to have us
We are cursed to have them

Friends are like condoms...
They protect you when things get hard!!!

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To admire from a distance only limits us from what can really be. Take that chance and see what you get. You might not regret what you get in the end.

I hope you know C.P.R....
Because you take my breath away.

Refuse to be used

Roses are red
violets are blue
get in my bed
you kno what to do!

Always remember when a guy sweeps you off your feet he is the perfect postion to drop you on your butt.....