An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit!

Splish splash i was taking a bath all on a saturday night.....rubber ducky was a scrubbing in my tubby all on a saturday night

Ur a nerd...my mom always told me u are what u eat!! lol

Hush, boyz-
don't make a sound-
as i walk by-
just push it down!

A gud friend would be there to bail U outta jail ... and A best friend would be there sitting next to U saying damn that was fun ,,!,,

If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?!?!

Boys!!!
you cant live with them but you cant live without them

cuz if u do none youll end up goin the wrong way just like ma friend emily!!!!

na im just kiddin ma
you know i luv you wit all ma heart

Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never lose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

"A man is a king; a king is a ruler; a ruler is 12 inches long; still think you’re a man???"

not mine but its funny

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me..........with his purse............