I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me..........with his purse............

"A man is a king; a king is a ruler; a ruler is 12 inches long; still think you’re a man???"

not mine but its funny

Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never lose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO!!

*~BaRbIe AiNt PeRfEcT...CoZ HeR LoVeR bOi KeN HaZ nO Di*K...LoLz*~

~*PaRtY HaRdY*~
~*RoCk n RoLL*~
~*ShOoT a 5th*~
~*TaKe A bOwL*~
~*LoVe Iz GoOd*~
~*MoRe Iz BeTTa*~
~*CuZ We'Re Da gUrLz DaT LiVe 4EvA!!*~

I ran into my ex-boyfriend the other day, so I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

-Again this is NOT mine nor am I taking credit of it. I don't know who came up with it but I also thought it was great!

Hush, boyz-
don't make a sound-
as i walk by-
just push it down!

A gud friend would be there to bail U outta jail ... and A best friend would be there sitting next to U saying damn that was fun ,,!,,

If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?!?!