You so ugly that when you was born, the doctor looked at your butt, then your face, and said "wow!!- siamese twins!!

lol thats funny i love that!!!

I split up with my boyfriend today due to religious reasons.......... he thought he was god and i didn't!!

WhY dRiNk AnD dRiVe WhEn YoU cAn GeT HiGh AnD fLy?!?!?!?!?!?!

You are slower than a snail trying to climb up a waterfall!

WARNING! Bi*ch on a diet!

When life gives you smarties throw them at people.

i did have it "...throw them at larry" but you guys dont no larry,and you dont want to.lol.

Evry lil kiss & evry lil hug. i have eva mised.

Every lil Lie. N evry lil try i have made.
wishin sum How there was a way

evry lil tear. N evry lil bit of Maskara tat runs down my face.

will always remined me of ta day i was replaced`

"aye aye"

He boke my heart
so i broke his jaw

You can get in my box.
-Kristen