Dont ask me what im wearing
ask me what im not

Pick me up for a date
i promise you we wont be late

Babey hold me tight
you know i love you
(at least for the night)

I miss my ex-boyfriend, but my aim is improving.

To Be A Good Girlfriend.

RULE 1. let your boyfriend know when you are having cramps or period. you do not want him to make you angry. when your period or cramps settle you would not want to regret hurting or even killing (you psycho women) him.

When A Man Opens The Car For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife lol

Love Makes A Man Think Almost As Of A Woman As He Thinks Of Himself

GuYz ArE LiKe ThE aPeNdIx, WhEn ThEy'Re ThErE ThEy R a PaIn, WhEn YoU lOsE iT YoU FiNd OuT U DiDnT NeEd It In ThE FiRsT PlAcE!!!!!!!!

Sticks and stones may break ma bones but whips and chains xcite me, so push me down and tie me up and show how much u like me ;)

Have you ever played put the straw with coke in it in the icecream cone, and blow?

I have a hole, in my ice cream cone, and no matter how much i suck it, the white stuff just wont stop comin out