Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Hush, boyz-
    don't make a sound-
    as i walk by-
    just push it down!

    by Jolene
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  • I ran into my ex-boyfriend the other day, so I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

    -Again this is NOT mine nor am I taking credit of it. I don't know who came up with it but I also thought it was great!

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  • ~*PaRtY HaRdY*~
    ~*RoCk n RoLL*~
    ~*ShOoT a 5th*~
    ~*TaKe A bOwL*~
    ~*LoVe Iz GoOd*~
    ~*MoRe Iz BeTTa*~
    ~*CuZ We'Re Da gUrLz DaT LiVe 4EvA!!*~

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  • Be careful what you do. . .if you let your guard down, you just might get a snowball up your shirt. . .:)

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  • If you want a nickle
    I\'ll give you a dime,
    But if you want a man
    B**** dont f with mine

    by Micaela
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  • Cry me a river
    build me a bridge
    AND GET OVER IT!!!

    by Micaela
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  • Push up to open!!!

    by Manda
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  • I wouldn't take her to a dog fight, cause i'm afraid she's win.

    ~this is what some of my friends say about me~

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  • NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

    by Micaela
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  • He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO!!

    by Micaela
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