I may drunk, but in the morning i'll be sober, and u'll still be ugly.

Maybe i didnt count on u breaking my heart but i bet you didnt count on someone else being there to put the peices back together

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

I thought he was a superhero.

He's more of the villain standard.

And even more of the psychiatric test, inkblot, big coloured blocks, electrodes taped into his head standard.

Men think with their --little-- head and not with there big ones.

"Of course honey, i would love to spend the rest of my life with you, unless you die first."

The cost of a gift dosnt matter....unless ur the one buying lol

**you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel**

If life isnt a game y are there so many players?

.roses are red.
.violets are blue.
.i'm sorry honey.
.i found someone new.