Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO!!

    by Micaela
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  • NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

    by Micaela
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  • Love isnt phony

    by deedee
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  • People are strange... they spend money they dont have... on things they dont want.... trying to impress people they dont like

    by Jo
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  • "A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!"

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  • Say it to my face B***h not behind my back
    cuz if u like 2 talk S**t ur gonna get smacked

    by Micaela
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  • Be careful what you do. . .if you let your guard down, you just might get a snowball up your shirt. . .:)

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  • If you want a nickle
    I\'ll give you a dime,
    But if you want a man
    B**** dont f with mine

    by Micaela
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  • Cry me a river
    build me a bridge
    AND GET OVER IT!!!

    by Micaela
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  • Push up to open!!!

    by Manda
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