Cry me a river
build me a bridge
AND GET OVER IT!!!

If you want a nickle
I\'ll give you a dime,
But if you want a man
B**** dont f with mine

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

"If a person has the I.Q. benieth that of a carrot, they should not breed."

Sarah

"I can't love you...you too ugly"

No one can love me like you do
no one can trust me like you do
but no one can work it
like my sancho do

Love isnt phony

People are strange... they spend money they dont have... on things they dont want.... trying to impress people they dont like

"A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!"

Say it to my face B***h not behind my back
cuz if u like 2 talk S**t ur gonna get smacked