I think i just met the girl of my dreams...
but i decided to ditch her when i saw you.

Prince charming was on the way to see you...
but i beat the crap out of him so i could get to you first.

(gotta love those corny ass pickup lines)

TGIF=THANK GOD IM FEMALE

Forget about falling in love..
i'd rather fall in a vat of chocolate..

A world without U
Is like to have weed without fire

Lmao....

Don't flatter yourself i'm looking at your friend.

I have arrhythmia. my friends say i need to seek a doctor, i said no. i just need to stay away from you, because every time i see you, my heart skips a beat.

Im not stupid...im just a genius disguised as an idiot

*~*My heart is like Monopoly…so many renters…but only ONE will ever invest in it! ;)*~*

If your parents say "Don't do it", Go for it!

You tried to hurt me by hittin me but i just turned to you and said, wanna hurt me let me help and bashed myself up n now i have a black eye!