Be careful what you do. . .if you let your guard down, you just might get a snowball up your shirt. . .:)

Say it to my face B***h not behind my back
cuz if u like 2 talk S**t ur gonna get smacked

"You look familar... Don't you drink coffee with my Grandma?"

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily on my bedroom window, so innocent. But I secretly know, that they're watching my every move. Plotting to hit me over the head with a large steel pipe and steal my shoe.

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

"If a person has the I.Q. benieth that of a carrot, they should not breed."

Sarah

"I can't love you...you too ugly"

No one can love me like you do
no one can trust me like you do
but no one can work it
like my sancho do

Love isnt phony

People are strange... they spend money they dont have... on things they dont want.... trying to impress people they dont like