Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Love isnt phony

    by deedee
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  • No one can love me like you do
    no one can trust me like you do
    but no one can work it
    like my sancho do

    by sylvia
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  • Sex is like a game of bridge, if you havent got a good partner... then you need a damn good hand

    by Jo
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  • "Im sorry, ... am I giving you mixed signals??

    It means that I don't want you, I am just too hesitant to tell you"

    by Driven Soul
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  • FRIENDS ARE LIKE CONDEMS BECAUSE THEY PROTECT YOU WHEN THINGS GET HARD!!

    by courtney
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  • Love is like heaven.......but can hurt like hell

    by Katie
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  • "You look familar... Don't you drink coffee with my Grandma?"

    by Leah
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  • I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily on my bedroom window, so innocent. But I secretly know, that they're watching my every move. Plotting to hit me over the head with a large steel pipe and steal my shoe.

    by Sami
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  • Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

    by Sami
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  • "If a person has the I.Q. benieth that of a carrot, they should not breed."

    Sarah

    by Pinto Bean Power
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