Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • I wanna be the girl you point at and say that's her

    My world was black and white until the day you walked through m and into my heart.

    I know you don't believe you mean this much to me me but i promise you that you do.

    by Tiffany
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  • SCHOOL SUCKS LETS GO F**K!

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  • Its not the length,
    Its not the size,
    Its how many times
    You make it rise!!

    ~found this on a keychain~

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  • You have a cough? go home and take a whole box of ex-lax. tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough

    by sMaRtIe
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  • When im around hot guys i feel stupid, and the hotter they are the stupider i feel, being here with you tonight ive never felt smater!

    by kida
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  • Roses r red, nuts r brown,
    skirts r up, pants r down,
    body 2 body, skin 2 skin,
    when its stiff, stick it in.

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  • Look into my eyes forever, i will probably wink.

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  • When i'm around you i feel great
    when i'm with you i fell wonderful
    But when i'm kissing you i feel awsome

    by Mataya
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  • I'm
    a crazy freak in love with a geek

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  • Boy you fine drop your pance i'll drop my skirt boy get down and i'll make you work i'll work you so hard you will fart lol

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