Love is like heaven.......but can hurt like hell

FRIENDS ARE LIKE CONDEMS BECAUSE THEY PROTECT YOU WHEN THINGS GET HARD!!

Roses r red,
violets r black,
why is your chest as flat as my back?

**~if you don't like my apples, don't be shaking my tree.*~*>i'm not after your man-->but he's after me.so if you want your man keep him by your side**~**because if he gets on my train imma give him a ride!!~*

"YoU cAnT pLaY a PlAyEr, CuZ wHeN yOu ThInk YoU pLaYeD, gUeSs WhAt, YoU'vE aLrEaDy BeEn PlAyEd!"

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM LEEDS
WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS
TUFFS OF GRASS
GREW OUT OF HIS AR*E
SO HE TURNED IN TO A PACKEET OF WEEDS

Be a smart girl,
Live at your ease,
Get a rich husband,
and do as you please!

-do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to pass by again?

Don't ride the brown eyed pony!!

*if you dont' get this ur a idiot but it's sayin don't be gay! lol*

Sex is like a game of bridge, if you havent got a good partner... then you need a damn good hand