He's the cutest, sweetest, nicest, greatest, most romantic, most insensitive jerk i have ever met!

Avoid hangovers...stay drunk

S3x is like air.. its only importand if ure not gettin any

Eye wnt 2 # u, think about it, its really funny.
-megannorris-

Just because God made you my stupid fat ugly cousin doesn't mean i need to feel sorry and love you.

Fun Fact:
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. s e x is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever ..

ok whatever the hell hay fever is..

Fact:
only humans and dolphins have s e x for pleasure...

go chicka dolphins cuz them guy dolphin.. whoohoo. damn..lol

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good,
you should run for your life.

Be nice to your kids,
they'll choose your nursing home.

Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in "mother in law" it spells "woman hitler"?

lol. thats funny