Sooooo hot.....want to touch the hiney....

If ever there was a time that i wished i werent me, it would have been the time i said "i love you", to you, and you looked away....

Sex is hereditary - if your parents didn't have it, neither will you.

Men! There's no need to tell ur m8's that u wear the trousers in ur relationship it's obvious!

...that u don't that is!

:P

Asking girls out is tricky. Gone are the days of pulling your d--- out.
-BritishDave

IF tHe OnLy WaY wE cOuLd B tOgEtHeR wAs In My DrEaMs I'd SlEeP fOrEvEr

Boy:whose the boy i saw you making out with last night?

girl: what time was it?

Okay my boyfriend is just a piece of pork, but hey it isnt my fault that im a dork!

A peach is a peach
a plum is a plum,
but a kiss aint a kiss
without a lil tounge!

so close ur eyes
nd open wide,
nd give ur tounge
sum exercise!!

Men are like buse there come and go.