How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

I'm not asking you out, I'm just asking you to marry me

If you treat a girl like a dog she's bound to pee on you.

Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie!

Boy are like parking spots....the good ones are taken and the rest are handicap.

People always say that it is the thought counts when getting presents, so why not just think about getting them a present...

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?