FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
A. They think their getting their picture taken.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache

Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer!

Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He's the one on his bike.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A: A new version of the Lawn Darts game.