Roses are red
violets are blue
come to my car so i can f**k you

inspired by a friend!!Kyle

Tamra

Mama's baby dady's maybe!!!!

If i turned into a fish, you wouldn't love me. so don't say your love is unconditional!

© Copyright Sharon Ardern 2005

Best oxymoron ever: adult male

EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE STUPID, BUT YOU ARE ABUSING THE PRIVILAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUYS... just b/c you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Boys are like lava lamps...
Pretty to look at, but not very bright!!!

I saw my ex the other day, hit reverse and hit him again.

I was licking an ice cream cone, when I just--Schomp! It fell in his lap.
-Mel

Sticks and stones can break my bones but chains and whips excite me, so tie me up and hold me down and show me that you like me.