Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Pork is pork, veal is veal, what is a kiss with out a feel...

    by Sarah
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  • EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE STUPID, BUT YOU ARE ABUSING THE PRIVILAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by HONEY
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  • GUYS... just b/c you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

    by Porscha
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  • Boys are like lava lamps...
    Pretty to look at, but not very bright!!!

    by Heather
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  • I saw my ex the other day, hit reverse and hit him again.

    by Heather
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  • I was licking an ice cream cone, when I just--Schomp! It fell in his lap.
    -Mel

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  • Sticks and stones can break my bones but chains and whips excite me, so tie me up and hold me down and show me that you like me.

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  • *You're so fat when you went missing you took up all 4 sides of the milk carton* lol

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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    come to my car so i can f**k you

    inspired by a friend!!Kyle

    Tamra

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  • ROSES ARE BLUE, VIOLETS ARE RED ALL BECAUSE I CAN'T GET YOU OUTTA MY HEAD.

    BY:KRISTA'S LIL SIS:KAYLA

    by KRISTA
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