Q: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
A: It was too tight

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
A: He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
A: He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

I done with u im over this i leave u with one last kiss so pucker up and close ur eyes turn around and kiss my backside

Boys are like men but dumber

Love is blind......

.........Not Deaf......

Kissing is like having sex only with your lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!