WORST PICK UP LINE

Nice legs what time are they open

"My wife has 52 personaities, and 51 of them hate my guts"

Tom Arnold on wife Rosanne

Hi i am here i just dnt care so pls leave yr msg afta da tone n i'll delete it later beeeep

See ppl in love in the hallways holdin hands, my friends are like awww. I'm like get a f@#$% room.

I rather spend quality time with my pillow than spend quality time with you!

I was like "whoa!" without the 'w' and the 'a'!

When your swimming in the ocean and you see a shark, you don't have to swim faster than the shark, you just have to swim faster than the person your with. lol

~.~Britbrat

-Today was a total waste of make-up

Kissing spreads germs, germs are hated, so kiss me baby, i'm vaccinated!

I'm threw with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart, they make you cry, loving guys is such a sin. Hey, check out that guy, that just walked in!!