B/ I /T /C /H /Y ? ?...
I may be slightly...
Only beause I don\'t know how to say-
F/U/C/K YOU
politely

Bacon is bacon
eggs is eggs
dont let those boys get between your legs
so don't eat sugar
and dont eat salt
cause if you have a baby,
iz not my fault

Sex is like math. You add the beds, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that it doesn't multiply.

Never let some guys tell you that your just nothing to them show them whos the boss never give up or do anything worth price just kick em in the nuts n tell them your the crazy one

Men are like toilets, the're all full of *s*h*i*t*

I think that everyone knows what its like to fall in love with some one who doesnt love you back... Its just when you fall in love with some one who doesnt even like your GENDER is when you need to get serious help.. and I stand acused!!!

When I'm down you pick me up
When I have nothing
You give me luck
In then rain you give me sunshine
Thats why you will always
Be mine

Wrap your snake before you play in the garden.

Don't ask...my boyfriend made that up...lol ..so that explains that...

Falling doesn't hurt as bad if someone catches you before you hit the ground

~*~DoN't Be TrIpPiN' wRaP uR cHiCkEn!!!!!~*~