Add Me to your myspace...
www.myspace.com/Evil_chrissy

Awww.... relationships, 90% of them fail and the 10% that suceed stay together for the kids.

A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will be setting next to saing man that was fun

Ladies you so meow meow fine,
If I were bisexual id make you mine.
Ladies you know I know I dont roll that way,
But if I did id sure eat off of your buffet.

by my girl kelsey. she makes me smile.

When i am alone, i turn the lights on low, turn the music on high, and dance my heart out, later to come i have mothing but a stomache ache and a headache...but the whole time i am thinking of you...

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Bridie Bridie in the sky,
Why you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar
Tastes like Sap
OMG ITS BIRDIE CRAP
=D

You’re just like a diet but instead of one more chocolate bar its one more phone call!

His Riddle Box hoodie....$65
His twizted pants...$83
His red nike air shoes....$87
His hatchet gear boxers....$27

All these things spead across your bedroom floor....PRICELESS

You're like Petit Filous, Very Tasty :P