The men may wear the pants in the relationship..... but i control the zipper ;)

If you kiss me dont be sassy use your tounge and make it nasty !!!!!!!

Dance like no one is watching!

Me: The men may wear the pants in the relationship..... but i control the zipper

boyfriend:you do?

me: uh ... yeah...

boyfriend: how?

Me: you remind me of my next boyfriend...lol

boyfriend: oh... how?

Me: babe you've been a bad boy... go to MY ROOM!!!

boyfriend: ok.... but why... oh...lol what am i ganna do there?....

me: (very confused)

PrincesaVillegas [4:41 P.M.]: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

XxESExSITERxX [4:42 P.M.]: and whats the reason?

Me: Love is a Sensation
Caused by Temptation
A guy sticks his Location
In a girls Destination
To increase the Population
Of the next Generation
Do you understand my Explanation
Or do u need a Demonstration?

siter : i need a demostration

PrincesaVillegas [4:50 P.M.]: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken....

XxESExSITERxX [4:50 P.M.]: i kno that

PrincesaVillegas [4:50 P.M.]: I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna come taste the Rainbow!?!?!

XxESExSITERxX [4:51 P.M.]: k