You ever meet someone and your souls connect?
Yeah, me niether.

Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter.

Expecting a song in about an hour.

Save a sk8board ride a sk8er!!!!
Save a horse ride a cowboy:)

Men are like...Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

" a sk8ter broke my heart, so i broke his bored"

He broke your heart,
he shattered it like glass,
When he comes crawling back to you,
say "Honey, kiss my *** !!".

If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this sholder or this one...
(wrap arm around) ***a boy did this to me is was so sweet

When life gives you smarties throw them at people.

i did have it "...throw them at larry" but you guys dont no larry,and you dont want to.lol.

A peach is a peach.....A plum is a plum
A kiss aint no kiss wit out no tongue...
So pucker up and close your eyes and give yo tongue some exercise!!!

Mirror, Mirror
On the wall,
Make 'em beg,
Make 'em crawl