Guy: I'm like God's gift to mankind!
Girl: Wrap yourself back up, I think we're all re-gifting.

*actual conversation btween me and kaitan!

If in doubt,...

Bust him out !!
=]

Save a sk8board ride a sk8er!!!!
Save a horse ride a cowboy:)

I think that everyone knows what its like to fall in love with some one who doesnt love you back... Its just when you fall in love with some one who doesnt even like your GENDER is when you need to get serious help.. and I stand acused!!!

~*~DoN't Be TrIpPiN' wRaP uR cHiCkEn!!!!!~*~

I Thought I Could Love No Other, That Is Until I Met Your Brother. He Is Hotter Than You By Far!......Oh....And I Frogot To Tell You......I Jacked Your Car!!

Heres one: Im an alien. Ive transformed your phone into the shape of my tit, and now you're playing with it. I know u like it because youre smiling!

IT FUNNY HOW BOYS CAN HURT U SO MUCH
BUT YOU STILL LOVE HIM WITH ALL YOUR
HEART

It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. Well...

Here's a million dollars. Haha, now you're BROKE! Bet you wish you didn't know what it felt like to be rich, huh?

I love your eyes, i love your mouth, i love whats down there under your pants. May i have just a peak? just one little look? OH SHIT YOUR A MAN! JUST LOOK AT THAT COCK!

NO I AM NOT GAY STOP ASKING!