Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Heres one: Im an alien. Ive transformed your phone into the shape of my tit, and now you're playing with it. I know u like it because youre smiling!

    by ChiquitaLuv
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  • [boy kisses girl]
    [girl hugs boy]
    boy: "please tell me that's ur flashlight"

    lol-get it?

    by Just Keara
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  • It use to be I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid...now its.... They have adult toys now! Oh, hell yeah, let me grow up!

    by Punkin
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  • A sK8r BrOkE mY hEaRt So I bRoKe HiS bOaRd MaYbE hE'lL lEaRn!!!

    by *Im HiS bArBiE gIrL!!!*
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  • If only I knew math like I knew boys

    by Twistd StoRY
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  • He makes my inside sing la la la la la la la la

    by Yakari Gabriel
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  • Did you just get a tickett, cause you got fine written all over you

    by hbk276
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  • IT FUNNY HOW BOYS CAN HURT U SO MUCH
    BUT YOU STILL LOVE HIM WITH ALL YOUR
    HEART

    by loviin hym
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  • It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. Well...

    Here's a million dollars. Haha, now you're BROKE! Bet you wish you didn't know what it felt like to be rich, huh?

    by Alex
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  • I love your eyes, i love your mouth, i love whats down there under your pants. May i have just a peak? just one little look? OH SHIT YOUR A MAN! JUST LOOK AT THAT COCK!

    NO I AM NOT GAY STOP ASKING!

    by Dan
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