I Thought I Could Love No Other, That Is Until I Met Your Brother. He Is Hotter Than You By Far!......Oh....And I Frogot To Tell You......I Jacked Your Car!!

Heres one: Im an alien. Ive transformed your phone into the shape of my tit, and now you're playing with it. I know u like it because youre smiling!

[boy kisses girl]
[girl hugs boy]
boy: "please tell me that's ur flashlight"

lol-get it?

If only I knew math like I knew boys

He makes my inside sing la la la la la la la la

A sK8r BrOkE mY hEaRt So I bRoKe HiS bOaRd MaYbE hE'lL lEaRn!!!

Did you just get a tickett, cause you got fine written all over you

IT FUNNY HOW BOYS CAN HURT U SO MUCH
BUT YOU STILL LOVE HIM WITH ALL YOUR
HEART

It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. Well...

Here's a million dollars. Haha, now you're BROKE! Bet you wish you didn't know what it felt like to be rich, huh?

I love your eyes, i love your mouth, i love whats down there under your pants. May i have just a peak? just one little look? OH SHIT YOUR A MAN! JUST LOOK AT THAT COCK!

NO I AM NOT GAY STOP ASKING!