I think that everyone knows what its like to fall in love with some one who doesnt love you back... Its just when you fall in love with some one who doesnt even like your GENDER is when you need to get serious help.. and I stand acused!!!

~*~DoN't Be TrIpPiN' wRaP uR cHiCkEn!!!!!~*~

I Thought I Could Love No Other, That Is Until I Met Your Brother. He Is Hotter Than You By Far!......Oh....And I Frogot To Tell You......I Jacked Your Car!!

Heres one: Im an alien. Ive transformed your phone into the shape of my tit, and now you're playing with it. I know u like it because youre smiling!

What do u say when u see ur tv floating away in the middle of the night.... Drop it nigga

[boy kisses girl]
[girl hugs boy]
boy: "please tell me that's ur flashlight"

lol-get it?

A sK8r BrOkE mY hEaRt So I bRoKe HiS bOaRd MaYbE hE'lL lEaRn!!!

Did you just get a tickett, cause you got fine written all over you

IT FUNNY HOW BOYS CAN HURT U SO MUCH
BUT YOU STILL LOVE HIM WITH ALL YOUR
HEART

It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. Well...

Here's a million dollars. Haha, now you're BROKE! Bet you wish you didn't know what it felt like to be rich, huh?