I love your eyes, i love your mouth, i love whats down there under your pants. May i have just a peak? just one little look? OH SHIT YOUR A MAN! JUST LOOK AT THAT COCK!

NO I AM NOT GAY STOP ASKING!

I have two friends named Danial,
lalala, one big and tall one small and short,
lalala i call them, Bid D and Small D,
And the Small D always say,
"I feel insulted,,,"
lalala

Yea this boi is sexy
yea this boi is fine
but b*tc*es u better back da fuk up
cuz this man is mine!

" safe sex is great sex ; better wear a latex cuz you dont want that late text ; that
i think i'm late text.."

* You must be a good runner,
Because you are always running in my mind,
You must be a good thief,
Because you have stolen my heart,
And I am always a bad shooter,
Because I miss you always.*

:)

"Voting is just like driving, if you want to go backward, choose 'R' & if you want to go forwards, choose 'D' :)"

If only I knew math like I knew boys

He makes my inside sing la la la la la la la la

Oh I wish you're drunk forever
cus you always love me when you're drunk.
lmao

It use to be I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid...now its.... They have adult toys now! Oh, hell yeah, let me grow up!