Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Did you just get a tickett, cause you got fine written all over you

    by hbk276
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  • It use to be I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid...now its.... They have adult toys now! Oh, hell yeah, let me grow up!

    by Punkin
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  • IT FUNNY HOW BOYS CAN HURT U SO MUCH
    BUT YOU STILL LOVE HIM WITH ALL YOUR
    HEART

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  • It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. Well...

    Here's a million dollars. Haha, now you're BROKE! Bet you wish you didn't know what it felt like to be rich, huh?

    by Alex
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  • I love your eyes, i love your mouth, i love whats down there under your pants. May i have just a peak? just one little look? OH SHIT YOUR A MAN! JUST LOOK AT THAT COCK!

    NO I AM NOT GAY STOP ASKING!

    by Dan
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  • I have two friends named Danial,
    lalala, one big and tall one small and short,
    lalala i call them, Bid D and Small D,
    And the Small D always say,
    "I feel insulted,,,"
    lalala

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  • Yea this boi is sexy
    yea this boi is fine
    but b*tc*es u better back da fuk up
    cuz this man is mine!

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  • " safe sex is great sex ; better wear a latex cuz you dont want that late text ; that
    i think i'm late text.."

    by brandy
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  • * You must be a good runner,
    Because you are always running in my mind,
    You must be a good thief,
    Because you have stolen my heart,
    And I am always a bad shooter,
    Because I miss you always.*

    :)

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  • "Voting is just like driving, if you want to go backward, choose 'R' & if you want to go forwards, choose 'D' :)"

    by ayla
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