Cupid works for the devil!!!

You called me a jerk...
a jerk is a tug
a tug is a boat
a boat floats on water
water is nature
nature is beautiful
thanks for the compliment!!!

Roses are red
violets are blue
come to my car so i can f**k you

inspired by a friend!!Kyle

Tamra

Your momas so fat your dad takes her to work with him so he dosnt have to kiss her goodbye

Im the Queen
So Bow Down On Your knees
and give me what i need!

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Roses r red violets r blue the softer the bed the harder i screw the harder i screw the more you feel so grip the sheets and start to sqeal

Boys are NOT pigs...Pigs are cute, considerate, and caring

"Sorry, that we could not work out but there alos that hotter guy who is looking at me right now"

Ford.. At least they've circled the problem.

FORD ~ Found On Redneck Driveways