I know i am your best friend and that's a fact,
it's just when your boyfriends around i don't know how to act.

Rap is to music what paint-by-numbers is to art

MATURE MEN THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

... REASONS WHY A GiNGERBREAD MAN iS BETTER THEN A BOY...
1)THEY WONT YELL @U
2)THEY WiLL LiSTEN
3)THEY WONT TALK BACK TO U
4)AND iF THEY MAKE YOU MAKE YOU CAN ACCTUALLY BiTE HiS HEAD OFF...

I don't want to dance and no I don't want a chance All I want you to do is take off your pants

Pussy is like left overs if it smells bad DONT eat it!!

Boys are like sour patch kids first they are sour and when you want to spit them out they turn sweet.

REAL CONV:

JONOMAN says:
hey u kno wat a 68 is

Me says:
1 less than a 69?

JONOMAN says:
when you do me and i owe you

Guys should be like kleenex soft strong and disposable

What if the whole world farted at once.....