I told your boyfriend he was gay, and he said, "Nah. I'm as straight as a rainbow!" :D

I couldn't think of a comback. So i just started comming onto her.

Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking

So i went to a dance,
and danced with a boy.

but then i saw him in proper light
and blamed the darkness.

Hey, you! Yeah, you. No, not you.. that other guy. YES! You! Do you like tacos?

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

Violence may not be the best option -
But it's still an option!

I miss you like a retard misses a point!!!!!

You are too FAMOUS--for being sooo FAKE :)
what.a.hoeeee

The best advice a man can take on women is 'Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?'