Boys are like sour patch kids first they are sour and when you want to spit them out they turn sweet.

REAL CONV:

JONOMAN says:
hey u kno wat a 68 is

Me says:
1 less than a 69?

JONOMAN says:
when you do me and i owe you

Guys should be like kleenex soft strong and disposable

What if the whole world farted at once.....

I told your boyfriend he was gay, and he said, "Nah. I'm as straight as a rainbow!" :D

I couldn't think of a comback. So i just started comming onto her.

Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking

So i went to a dance,
and danced with a boy.

but then i saw him in proper light
and blamed the darkness.

Hey, you! Yeah, you. No, not you.. that other guy. YES! You! Do you like tacos?

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.