Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • 7 S's
    Safe
    S*x
    Sucks
    So
    Screw
    Someone
    Specal!

    by Cassie
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  • You can fall from the sky
    you can fall from the tree
    but the best way too fall
    is in love wit me

    by Cookie
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  • NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

    by Micaela
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  • S3x is like air.. its only importand if ure not gettin any

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  • I missed all of the signs because I was looking at the butterflies.
    ~me

    by DeAnna
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  • Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
    A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners

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  • **~Boys say ur ugly boys say ur dirt, boys say all these things and expect them not to hurt, so next time u say it remember how we feel.....to u it may be a joke but to us its a big deal!~**

    by nicola
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  • Best friends are like fat legs, they're always sticking together :]

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  • Michael says he is going to fight these charges tooth and nail — because those are the only real body parts he has left

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  • Why don't you go and put a condom on your head cuz if you're gonna act like a d i c k you might as well get dressed up.

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