There IS a place in a woman you can touch that will drive her crazy....

her heart :)

What's a girl to do? All the nice guys are UGLY...all the hott guys are MEAN...and all the *nice* AND *hott* guys are GAY!

**~Boys say ur ugly boys say ur dirt, boys say all these things and expect them not to hurt, so next time u say it remember how we feel.....to u it may be a joke but to us its a big deal!~**

Always wear cute pajamas to bed cuz u never know who might be in ur dreams...!!!!

If the front of your car says 'DODGE", do you really need a horn?

Dodge, the name says it all.

Boys are like candy
you can only have so much
than you cant stand it anymore

If you can't convince them, confuse them

If you want a nickle
I\'ll give you a dime,
But if you want a man
B**** dont f with mine

I knew I was nuts the day that squirrel looked at me funny

When a man steal your wife there is no better revenge the to let him keep her
-sacha guitry