If you can't convince them, confuse them

When roses are red they're ready to pluck. When girls turn 16 they're ready to f u c k.

Sex is like math. You add the beds, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that it doesn't multiply.

For the ex :)

"Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

Man says: heyy baby whuts your sign?

woman says: do not enter

My bf: when i grow up i wanna be just like you
me:but yr older then me!
my bf: yes...but im male...

hee hee...too cute...

.::it is important 2 find a man hoo has alot of money, a man hoo adores u, a man hoo is gr8 in bed... it is also important that these 3 men neva meet...lol::.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again!

S3x is like air.. its only importand if ure not gettin any

Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie!