Just click your heals together and repeat
"I need a man, I need a man.."

I swear sometimes he pisses me off so bad that it makes me wanna punch babies

Q: If you drop a guy and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
ground first?

A: Who cares?????..

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
A: He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

My imaginary friends think you have serious problems... :)

:@Dont look at me in that tone of@:
*voice*

I hate you like a fat kid hates sports

I ain't so pretty,
I ain't so fine,
but dat don't mean,
I can't make u mine.

Phone rings.....

girl: hello
boy: will u marry me??
girl: yes i will!! and who am i talking to??

Me: Behind every successful man, theres a woman looking really surprised

My boyfriend: Behind every successful woman, theres a man pulling the strings.