That 70's show
jackie: poor person, where's my drink??
fez: where's your drink?
wheres my drink?
you wanna know where your drink is..its up ur ass

You have a man because you look easy..I have a man because I'm off the heezy =D

"'ay baby wanna come over to my house? I just made some kool-aid"

IF I THROW A STICK, WILL YOU LEAVE?

No one can love me like you do
no one can trust me like you do
but no one can work it
like my sancho do

Are you so blinded by my beauty
That you won't make a move

...LoL... Sry Not ThaT Funny....

If at first you dont succeed then try a BIGGER bag of weed

If your heart was broken
you'd be DEAD.

SO SHUT UP.

DON'T HAVE SEX.

YOU'LL GET PREGNANT...

AND DIE.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones.