Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • Life is sex you can't have.

    (just not fair)

    by Mike
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  • I'm bothering you? Well no what your face is bothering me you don't see me complaining!!!

    by Kelsey
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  • Why is it thatwe allways think
    love is strait
    theirs also gay

    by Alissa
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  • Standin in a queue in asda a boi cums up 2 me
    boi: scuse me
    me: yh
    b: is ur dad a thief bcoz sum1 stole the stars 2 put in ur eyes
    m:hahahahahah
    b:u werent meant 2 laugh u were meant 2 fall 4 me
    m:hahahahahahahahahah
    b: im gna go now
    M:hahahahahah

    by stolenlove
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  • He walks me to my bus, a kid walks up to him and looks pointedly at me.

    "dude, u know her?"

    he looks at me and says "yea," then looks back at the kid and says "but i've no idea who u are."

    by InvisibleHourglass
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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    i think that i really
    like you whoops!
    my bad i was just high

    by nika
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  • When i was little
    i fell inlove with a mirror
    but now that im grown
    i fell inlove with an idiot

    by Jocelyn Delgado
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  • "Most people say 'love at first sight' lasts a long time,

    My first 'love at first sight' only lasted from 8 PM to 8:30 PM.

    by Kristin
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  • God made mud,
    God made dirt,
    God made guys,
    So girls can flirt.
    I hate mud,
    I hate dirt,
    I hate guys,
    but I still flirt.

    by MizDarkRoyalty
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  • Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
    A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

    by Pruedence
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