Funny Quotes About Relationships

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  • He used me like toliet paper!!!!!!!!

    My bestfriend abby garrison from augusta kansas made dat up

    by Liz
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  • Hey darin just writing to say you pushed your luck when you pushed me away you called me a s@#t and boy i made you pay with a broken heart n a bruise on your face i warned you boy i dont mind being played but dont try your luck n call me a s#$t

    by kida
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  • When I'm down you pick me up
    When I have nothing
    You give me luck
    In then rain you give me sunshine
    Thats why you will always
    Be mine

    by Tessa
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  • Why do donuts have holes?

    by Esther
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  • THE GIRL SAYS: PLEASE leave me alone just F**K off your nothing to ME!

    THE GUY HEARS: PLEASE F**K ME!

    by the one you loved [not]
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  • I NEED YOU LIKE A SUPERHERO NEEDS HIS SIDEKICK !

    by Kayleigh
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  • MONEY+POWER=RESPECT

    by LUIS SO FREASH
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  • Don't let a guy run his string cheese through your grater before you're married.

    by stargirl49
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  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

    by oddi tea
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  • You say you will never forget me. Of course you never will. Hell i'm the best thing that ever happened to you.

    by Countess of Monte Cristo
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